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  Sun 15th April 2012

My daughter Fiona and I went off to the park and had a painful time gathering nettles for Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall's nettle soup recipe. We wore gloves but Lancaster nettles are hard bastards. We came back with over a pound of them rather than the six ounces we required. The resulting soup was earthy and a bit bland. Plenty of it left over to labour through.

This afternoon Fiona, Jenny and I walked up Warton Crag, a beautiful striated limestone outcrop of old, unkempt woods teeming with flitting, plant and unseen life. At the top it was clear enough to see Blackpool Tower--which I know doesn't advertise the place very well.

Below us, Morecambe Bay was spread out in shades of flatness; you could see how close humans have dared or needed to live close to flooding and seawater, and the sands which layer the corpses of humans (and horses), some caught out by the treacherous unseen quicksand channels of the Keer and the Kent, the most dangerous of the Lake District streams which feed into it; some by the tide and staying in the pub too long before setting off; and latterly, people who had never seen the sea before being commanded by Chinese gangmasters to gather cockles.

We came back down into the village and its main pub, The George Washington. George Washington's grandfather, who emigrated to Virginia as a child, was born in Warton. Someone I didn't recognise introduced himself, knowing my name and saying that we used to work together at a restaurant. I pretended I had had the recollection which never came.

The landlord, who was wearing an enamel England flag on his lapel, chimed in univited into our conversation with "It's all a load of rubbish. Don't believe any of it. He emigrated to avoid all the Polish people coming over here." I went back to the children, ashamed that I'd laughed along with it.


I send an email about nettle stings to the French woman, and asked her out for a drink.

"[...]I'm not sure you're quite my 'type' not that I have one. I reckon we would have a right giggle but it wouldn't go further for me I'm afraid."

I assume this means "Based on your pictures, I don't fancy you."I like her honesty, but am a little disappointed that she wouldn't base that assessment on at least one face-to-face meeting.

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