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A local slattern
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Thank you both. I’m not getting too optimistic at the moment–if you could see her profile you’d see she’s going to be very popular. (Or maybe it’s just me that likes messy hair). Someone local though–miracle!
You are offering therapeutic services. Nothing wrong with that. It can provide you with some perspective on your own woes.
The tree huggers remind me of the loony folks at PETA. Their actions are most effective in alienating people from their cause.
I wish internet dating had been around when I was single. I’d have embraced it wholeheartedly.
Actually I’ve just gone off it ever so slightly as someone who contacted me a couple of days ago and with whom I’d exchanged half a dozen messages, has just written with a farewell message saying that she didnt realise I am only 5 ft 9.
People like that deserve to be single. J is the polar opposite of what I thought I wanted.
Just looked at her profile again - she’s 5ft 3. FFS, how much taller do I have to be?
Just think of all of the contact detail you will be able to pick up at the Mmm rriage Guide Dunce Council. You might find your “local slattern” quicker than you thought.
Well done on preserving the trees. Until the remote landowner gets them cut down anyway…"Oh, sorry, a little mistake", and then pays the £2000 fine out of his petty cash.
I like the sound of the Lancashire Lass, alliterative angels are often anal.
met one of my gents through online dating. he’s been out there a long time, and is very jaded. at ~5′8″ tall, he’s hyper-sensitive to any woman who lists her height interest at even 5′9″ and up… and won’t even respond to e-mails if they list that in their profile. we all have our demons…
TSB: It’s £20K per tree, and we’ve got photographic evidence so it’ll cost them a bit. And if they don’t leave that land alone we’ll escalate the action from the current well-mannered legal process. Done it before, can do it again.
“Always alliterative", surely? No answer yet though so that one might have died too.
DF: I don’t blame him. The ones that say they’re “open-minded” always leave it till the last sentence to say “Oh, and by the way, you must be at least 6 foot tall!”
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