Archives for: "June 2012"
Incompetent man is honest
For the last few days the washing machine hasn't been working, and I haven't had any money with which to repair it. Finally, I got the man round this afternoon. He took one look at what I had reported as a "broken knob", and pressed it. It sprang out with all the program letters reappearing. more »
In which Trina continues to be lovely
I had the most loquacious, inquisitive potential future tentant come round today, detaining me from meeting Trina, asking me lots of questions. I felt like the interviewee. "So how do you spend your free time, Cliff?" she asked. "Well, I see my friends,… more »
I wish you could hit them
Gail said she'd move out on Wednesday, but I don't trust a word she says. I get back home, knock on her door. No answer, so I go in. The room is empty, apart from a couple of bags of rubbish and a half-eaten burger and some flaccid chips in a polystyrene tray. more »
I am going out with a handicapped woman
I went round to Seriouscrush's, my landlady and former lover, to explain my lack of giving her any rent for two months. Seriouscrush has had a baby (fucking hell, narrow escape there) who is indistinguishable from every other baby I've ever seen. more »
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