Gay Nazi Sex Vicar in Schoolgirl Knickers Vice Disco Lawnmower Shock!
« Friday nightNot on the Irish Sea »

The Empty Quarter

  Thu 27th September 2012

I ventured into the Empty Quarter yesterday--the silent flatlands between Leyland and Southport--and had a too short afternoon with Trina in Croston, a village which is still pretty even with its lines of sandbags along the streets. I phoned ahead to make sure the Yarrow hadn't broken its banks again, but the landlady of the Grapes assured me that rubberwear was entirely optional.

I was glad when the train arrived at Croston; it meant I could stop reading this month's book club choice, Kate Atkinson's Started Early, Took My Dog, with its colourless prose and Radio 4-in-the-afternoon humour. "He had tried zipping the dog inside his jacket but it made him look as if he was pregnant. Not a good look. Not on a man anyway." It's like reading a digest of Facebook comments.

On the pavement of the main road, a stray hen pecked her way through some rotting windfallen pears. In the last of the pubs, after Trina had left, there was merry craic and some speculation about why I'd come to Croston to do my courting. As one of the inquisitive blokes was leaving, he bid farewell to each of us, and extended his hand towards me.

"Where are you from anyway?"

"Lancaster."

"What are you doing here?"

"Seeing my bird."

"Who is she?"

"I'm not fucking telling you that!"

"We'll find out--it's a village!"

On the deserted single platform at Croston station, a beautiful gunmetal dusk over the saturated flat fields, a gloss of sunset on the long crystal palaces of nurseries; busy avian chatter. I texted Trina to tell her that I think she's beautiful. In the far distance, the headlights of the train glossed closer.

Feedback awaiting moderation

This post has 13 feedbacks awaiting moderation...


Form is loading...

looby, n.; pl. loobies. A lout; an awkward, stupid, clownish person


M / 61 / Bristol, "the most beautiful, interesting and distinguished city in England" -- John Betjeman [1961, source eludes me].

"Looby is a left-wing intellectual who is obsessed with a) women's clothes and b) tits." -- Joy of Bex.

WLTM literate woman, 40-65. Must have nice tits, a PhD, and an mdma factory in the shed, although the first on its own will do in the short term.


There are plenty of bastards who drink moderately. Of course, I don't consider them to be people. They are not our comrades.
Sergei Korovin, quoted in Pavel Krusanov, The Blue Book of the Alcoholic

I am here to change my life. I am here to force myself to change my life.
Chinese man I met during Freshers Week at Lancaster University, 2008

The more democratised art becomes, the more we recognise in it our own mediocrity.
James Meek

Tell me, why is it that even when we are enjoying music, for instance, or a beautiful evening, or a conversation in agreeable company, it all seems no more than a hint of some infinite felicity existing apart somewhere, rather than actual happiness – such, I mean, as we ourselves can really possess?
Turgenev, Fathers and Sons

I hate the iPod; I hate the idea that music is such a personal thing that you can just stick some earplugs in your ears and have an experience with music. Music is a social phenomenon.
Jeremy Wagner

La vie poetique has its pleasures, and readings--ideally a long way from home--are one of them. I can pretend to be George Szirtes.
George Szirtes

Using words well is a social virtue. Use 'fortuitous' once more to mean 'fortunate' and you move an English word another step towards the dustbin. If your mistake took hold, no-one who valued clarity would be able to use the word again.
John Whale

One good thing about being a Marxist is that you don't have to pretend to like work.
Terry Eagleton, What Is A Novel?, Lancaster University, 1 Feb 2010

The working man is a fucking loser.
Mick, The Golden Lion, Lancaster, 21 Mar 2011

The Comfort of Strangers

23.1.16: Big clearout of the defunct and dormant and dull
16.1.19: Further pruning

If your comment box looks like this, I'm afraid I sometimes can't be bothered with all that palarver just to leave a comment.

63 mago
Another Angry Voice
the asshat lounge
Clutter From The Gutter
Crinklybee Defunct
Eryl Shields Ink
Exile on Pain Street
Fat Man On A Keyboard
gairnet provides: press of blll
George Szirtes ditto
Infomaniac [NSFW]
Laudator Temporis Acti
Leeds's Singing Organ-Grinder
On The Rocks
The Most Difficult Thing Ever
Quillette
Strange Flowers
Wonky Words

"Just sit still and listen" - woman to teenage girl at Elliott Carter weekend, London 2006

5:4
Bristol New Music
Desiring Progress Collection of links only
NewMusicBox
The Rambler
Resonance FM
Sequenza 21
Sound and Music
Talking Musicology defunct, but retained


  XML Feeds

CMS + user community
 

©2025 by looby. Don't steal anything or you'll have a 9st arts graduate to deal with.

Contact | Help | Blog skin by Asevo | Multiple blogs done right!