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I had to Google “effluvia,” Mr. Fancy Pants. It’s a pretty word for an unpleasant thing. And I love that Google is now a verb.
I couldn’t tell diesel from petrol, either. What a couple of poor excuses for men we turned out to be.
Googled “bezimmered” and came up empty handed.
It’s great that you can still perform the dirty deed with the Removal Notice Sword of Damocles hanging over your head. I’m so psychologically unsound that it would probably compromise my performance. Sadly, I’m not kidding.
We may not be traditional men in some ways UB, but our kind of intelligence is becoming more and more preeminent. Internal combustion engines of the future will run on art appreciation and kindness to stray dogs.
Bezimmered is a coining from zimmer [frame], those metal frames that the elderly use to walk with. Maybe you have a different word over there.
As to the sex, I think it’s a combination of it still being quite new and exciting with Trina, plenty of ale inside me, and being in a town where nobody knows us, in a hotel, a setting where everyone knows what’s going on.
what happens re-the baliffs….. if you are always ‘out’?? God luck!!!
i admire you ability to keep up with the romance through the joy-crushing day-to-day grindage…one reason i choose to remain single, and to live alone.
oh and regarding UB’s question – we refer to “zimmer frames” as “walkers".
YAH: Apparently the debt will eventually be returned to the Council. But I have another card up my sleeve, details of which will be revealed shortly.
DF: One must keep the fires of romance burning. I haven’t had something this good for donkey’s years, so no little bailiff is going to interfere with it.
I know I’ve been away from your fascinating blog for some weeks, but WTF did you have an eyebrow pencil in your pocket?
Or was it a special graffiti pencil to draw moustaches on politicians you dislike?Or even on posters of the politicians?
Just for your information for the future; diesel smells more like rotten cum dissolved in palm oil.
Well bloody Nora, here we go, it’s the Lesser Spotted avis rara newzealandis. I thought you’d fallen down the plughole or had some crisis of conscience about returning to “real life". Hurrah hurrah—I’m off to your blog in a minute.
I had a eyeliner pencil in my pocket because I went to a friend’s 50th and it was a glam rock night and I got gayed up. Silver scarf, tight black trousers, the lot. Would have got me head kicked in in Glasgae, but this was Ilkley.
I don’t know what rotten cum smells like? Can you help?
Lets get this right.. Trina re-enacts the Radio 4 Shipping Forecast in her sleep? Now she sounds like my kind of girl…
by the way, if my experience is anything to go by, the unforgiving Captcha comment test down there will be playing havoc with those elements of your Friday night readership who may or may not have come to you via steady consumption of four cans of strong European lager in the company of a keenly-contested televised UK snooker semifinal and a Newsnight Review debate on the questionable merits of the latest David Nobbs novel. I’m about to give it another go…
Rotten cum in Palm oil: Use empirical methodolgy. Next time you come back from a steamy session with Trina in the narrowboat, keep your underpants in a plastic bag for 4 weeks, add some palm oil and snif.
TSB: I might skip that practical, and use my imagination instead.
JC: I know it’s a bind with the captcha but last time I took it off it took 15 minutes for a spammer to wade in. Well done for battling through the difficult circumstances and persisting.
Trina broadcasts foghorn warnings to all shipping in St George’s Channel at ten second intervals at about 80dB (rising at times in the middle of the night, when conditions in the Irish Sea are at their worst, to 90dB) for about seven hours a night. She provides the service free and has saved numerous mariners from being grounded on the flats off Southport or dashed on the treacherous rocky inlets of the Isle of Man. Sleepless nights and ensuing exhausted days for her lover are a small price to pay for such a generosity of spirit.
Aren’t there speaker pillows or something for couples who have a basic ‘like being broadcast at’ / ’sleep like a normal person in quietude’ disjunct?
It’s not her needing music or the radio at night, it’s her snoring that’s the problem. It’d wake the dead. There isn’t a solution apart from separate rooms (and I can hear her through a stone wall).
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